A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for
Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.