Go, and never darken my towels again.
Women should be obscene and not heard
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as a member
I cannot say that I do not disagree with you
There is one way to find out if a man is honest... ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them, well, I have others.
Room service...? Send up a larger room.
Women should be obscene and not heard
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as a member
I cannot say that I do not disagree with you
There is one way to find out if a man is honest... ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them, well, I have others.
Room service...? Send up a larger room.
